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Sun, Apr. 30th, 2006, 05:45 pm

i live in a new place now. i LOVE it. there are windows everywhere.

my owner brought me a new chair to sleep on. i like to climb inside it when she's sitting down. recliners are so COOL.

i've been put on a diet. i don't understand why i am told to "pace myself" when eating. food is good! who cares if i'm fat!?!? apparently the silly doctors do. hmmph.

nap time again.

Tue, Apr. 5th, 2005, 10:16 pm
way more goth than you.

Since my owner's laptop broke, she keeps forgetting to help me update this thing. humans are so irritating sometimes.

i got a suprise gift today! a new peacock feather! i haven't had one of these in forever. they're definately my favorite thing to attack.

i've been told i might be having play dates with another kitty named "mothra". we're supposedly going to get along great. it should be interesting.

oh, and my herpes has cleared up! thank goodness.

now to sleep and watch tv. weee!

Wed, Jan. 26th, 2005, 05:36 am

there's a big kitty in the hallway! my owner keeps saying it's a mirror on the floor, but i know it's real! it has a nubbin. i'm the nubbin lovin, bitch. i'll show that creature who's boss

Mon, Jan. 3rd, 2005, 09:24 pm

i'm gonna teach those shoes who's boss.

you hear me!

watch out.

Mon, Dec. 20th, 2004, 01:53 pm

my owner finally got some new pictures of me online.. i look so pretty!



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Fri, Dec. 17th, 2004, 10:18 am

well, i have just been informed that there will be no computer usage for a bit because we're "reformatting (or was it reinstalling?) windows". the laptop doesn't have any windows at all, so i don't know what is going on. it makes no sense to me. speaking of windows. when is my owner going to reopen the blinds for me? i'm missing out on valuble sunbathing hours! not to mention i am can't see the parking lot and apartment front at all really. i'm unable to watch the birds that keep fluttering by, or spy on the downstairs neighbor. i know i'm missing so many important things. *grumbles*

i guess i'll just move the blinds out of the way myself.

Thu, Dec. 16th, 2004, 05:05 pm
i look so pretty!

my owner just brushed me. she pulled off so much excess fur! she won't let me play with the brush cause she says it could hurt me. it's a shedding blade, sounds fun to me! she's so silly!

i learned today that my name means "bookmark" or "guidebook" and japanese. hmm. time to go attack, i mean "bookmark", her DSM-IV again. it's tasty.

she also got me a new bag of food. i get the expensive stuff now. science diet. she switched me cause her mom lost my brothers, and had a lot of extra food left. i love kitty food! almost as much as i love my paper bag, but not quite.

time for me to sit in the window and enjoy the last bit of sunlight. i get to watch birds fly by, and my neighbor too. he's always working on his car. i wonder why? he does it at 4am! sometimes it wakes me up. i think it's a zombie i must protect my crazy owner from. silly neighbor. window time.

Wed, Dec. 8th, 2004, 03:18 am

i <3 my paper bag :)

Sat, Dec. 4th, 2004, 05:10 am

I just got my head stuck in a paper bag. it was too small! who knew liquor store paper bags for single bottles are too small for my fuzzy face. hmmph.

sir_big_c and my owner laughed really hard.

Mon, Nov. 8th, 2004, 11:00 pm
Hmm...

my owner just covered me in seasoning. i don't understand what this means... any ideas?

now time to play with my feather!!!!!

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